I confess… to having sex on a train.
And it was an absolutely jam-packed train too. It was in a corridor and couldn’t have been more public.
So what drove two very ordinary, law-abiding and well brought up young people to do something so outrageous as partaking of sex on a train?
Rewind a few weeks to where it all began. My girlfriend at the time was a stunning blonde with legs that everyone envied. She had fantastic breasts, too. And also a cute butt and breathtakingly electric blue eyes. I adored her from the moment I saw her. She was a goddess. I spent the whole year at university trying to get noticed. So did everyone else.